Sunday, June 29, 2014

New Mario Trick Discovered - 30 Years After The Game Came Out

A recently discovered glitch in Super Mario Brothers allows you to get 128 1-ups!
The catch is, you have to beat the game first.

First you have to beat the game. Then you start a 2 player game. Next you have one player die when the vine is growing. Then the vine continues growing at the next payers turn. IF you have two trapped enemies, you can bump them for infinite free lives (but it only lets you keep 128).

I know it sounds confusing, but hey, that is what the video is for.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Sam I Am


He always did seem a little too eager to have the nameless guy try them!

Friday, June 27, 2014

OK Go - Writing On The Wall

If you haven't seen this video yet, take a look! It is filled with really cool optical illusions and interesting visuals, and as far as I can tell, it is all done in a single take! Plus, the song is kinda catchy too!

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Top Most Expensive Substances

I got swag - my grill is made of Plutonium!

Instead of telling your loved one that their presence is more valuable than gold, why not say "more valuable than Californium?" It is worth so much more than gold. Besides, it makes you sound like you got some fancy book-learnin'.
 # 16 - Saffron - $11/gram
# 15 - Gold - $56/gram
# 14 - Rhodium - $58/gram
# 13 - Platinum - $60/gram
#12 - Methamphetamine - $100/gram
#11 - Rhino Horn - $110/gram
#10 - Heroin - $130/gram
#09 - Cocaine - $215/gram
#08 - LSD *Lysergic Acid Diethylamide* - $3,000/gram
#07 - Plutonium - $4,000/gram
#06 - Painite - $9,000/gram
#05 - Taaffeite Stone - ~ $20,000/gram
#04 - Tritium - $30,000/gram
#03 - Diamonds - $55,000/gram
#02 - Californium 252 - $27 million/gram
#01 - Antimatter - $6,25 trillion/gram
Courtesy of http://www.sciencedump.com

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Come On, Tell Your Boss "I Love You"... Or Be Fired!

In news from both the "Weird Religions Department" and the "Evil Corporations Department" comes a very strange story…
The Messiah?
A federal agency says New York health care firm United Health Programs of America and its parent company Cost Containment Group forced employees to pray, to thank God for their jobs, and to tell their supervisors and co-workers "I love you."
In one example, according to the Toronto Sun
...an IT project and account manager was disciplined after she complained to management in 2010 that she was Catholic and did not want to participate in the spiritual activities, according to the complaint.
A month after she complained, the employee was removed from her office and relocated to an open customer service area, while a large statue of a Buddha was placed in her former office. She protested to the owner that the move amounted to a demotion and was fired, the complaint said.
The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission filed a discrimination lawsuit on behalf of three employees that were demoted and fired for not staying in line with Onionhead doctrine.

Wait a minute… did you just say Onionhead doctrine?
Why yes, yes I did. The Onionhead religion is part of the Harnessing Happiness Foundation which just happens to be an organization created by the aunt of the accused company's owner. Onionhead is a cartoon onion and according to the foundation's website…
Onionhead is this incredibly pure, wise and adorable character who teaches us how to name it – claim it – tame it – aim it. Onion spelled backwards is ‘no-i-no’. He wants everyone to know how they feel and then know what to do with those feelings. He helps us direct our emotions in a truthful and compassionate way. Which in turn assists us to communicate more appropriately and peacefully. In turn, we then approach life from a place of our wellness rather than a place of our wounds.
His motto is: peel it – feel it – heal it
Wise words indeed.
There is an Onionhead youtube channel - badly drawn, badly written, badly animated.Here is Onionhead in Space Part 1.
Wow! That IS bad. It should be against the law to make anyone watch that crap.
Their website and videos are bad enough to make you cry. Get it? Cry? Onions? Never mind.



Tuesday, June 24, 2014

World Cup Logo

In Case you didn't yet notice…
This…

Looks like…
This…

Monday, June 23, 2014

You're Getting Old!

 Methuselah Stained Glass at
Canterbury Cathedral Image by: Robert Scarth
There is no doubt about it, you're getting old. If you enjoy rubbing salt in wounds, you just might want go check out the website
http://you.regettingold.com

From the web site's description:
Do you think time is catching up with you?
Perhaps it's already overtaken you and left you in the dust.
Do the years seem to be going ridiculously quickly now? There's a reason for it. You're getting old.

The site tells you news events from different points in your life. For example: Princess Diana died on my 33rd birthday!

You will find out disturbing facts that maybe you didn't want to know about how old you are, such as (in my case) my age equals the combined ages of the rapper B.o.B. and actress Kristen Stewart.

You will find out exactly how many years, months and days old you are. You will find out how many days you've been alive (18,194 in my case). You will find out other interesting pieces of information such as, "The moon has orbited the earth 666 times since you were born", and "Out of 100,00 people born on the same day as you, approximately 92,673 are still living." As I've been told many times by older people throughout my life, I guess that getting old doesn't sound as bad as the alternative.

So, go check out how old you are, because "You're Getting Old."

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Baby Names According to Dr. Seuss

My daughter has recently become obsessed with what is probably Dr. Seuss' scariest story, "What Was I Scared Of?"  which is the eerie story of a pair of pants that moves around by itself.



The story that comes before this one in the collection "The Sneetches And Other Stories" is the short but brilliant "Too Many Daves"

For some reason, all of us like to read articles about current baby names or odd baby names. If you are looking for a baby name, why not pick one from the master - Dr. Seuss?

Too Many Daves

BY THEODOR GEISEL
Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did.   And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos.   And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot.   And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack.   And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy.   And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt.   Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy.   And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill.   And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy.   And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters.   And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate ...
But she didn't do it.   And now it's too late.

 These names are all so hilarious that it is hard to pick a favorite. Once I do, another one jumps up at me. 

Now if you are hesitant to name your child one of these names… remember that the name Madison started out as a joke name in the movie "Splash" in 1984. Between 2000 and 2006 it was the 2nd and 3rd most popular female baby name and is currently the #9 name. Maybe we can break into the list of top baby names with one of these! How about Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face?

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Van Gogh's Ear, Science, Art and Marketing

Artist: Diemut Strebe from the artists website - http://diemutstrebe.altervista.org
  If you are interested in taking a look at van Gogh's ear (or a reasonable facsimile) take a trip to Karlsruhe, Germany and visit The Center For Art & Media before July 6, 2014. Artist Diemut Strebe has grown a "duplicate" of van Gogh's ear using genetic material provided by the great-great-grandson of Vincent van Gogh's brother Theo.
  From the museums website…
"The philosophical Theseus’ paradox forms the literary basis of the scientific approaches used in this art-project, that is the replacement of the genetic code at the molecular level, the cellular organization at the microscopic level and the composition of tissues and organs at the anatomic level. In the late 1st century Plutarch asked in The Life of Theseus whether a ship, which was restored by replacing all its parts, remained the same ship. In the course of time many variations of the principle have been described. One of these variations refers to the title of the project. The famous paradox is carried out with biological material making a particular form of human replication, from historical or synthesized material, a central focus of this project. The ear is one of a series of a limited edition, made of different scientific components referring in various way to the same principle of replacement."
   According to the artists website, the ear can be spoken to through a microphone.
"The input sound is connected to a computer processor, using a software program to generate simulated nerve impulses from the sound signal in real time.
They mimic sounds recorded from an electrode inserted into the auditory nerve, when firing."
   I find this to be an interesting piece of art. I like the idea of contemporary works that join art and science. It seems that today many people consider art and science to be far separated fields. As we all know this is not historically true. The piece is visually appealing. It plays on our shared pop culture references of living heads or brains of famous people in jars. Anything that makes me think of 1962's "The Brain That Wouldn't Die" is a positive thing in my view.


  I like the artists description of the relationship of the piece to Theseus' paradox. If this is identical in shape to van Gogh's ear and is the same genetically (let's pretend it is anyway) then what makes this NOT van Gogh's ear?

  I guess my only problem with the piece is that van Gogh's ear is such an art cliche. I guess this will make people more interested in this piece than they would be if it was Abe Lincoln's left foot pinkie toe. The iconic status of van Gogh (and his ear) is in one way, what makes the piece, but also makes it seem pandering.

  It makes me think of an art museum gift shop. It helps pay the bills, but artists are reduced to caricatures. Vincent van Gogh - he's that ear guy. Dali - he's that funny mustache guy (and the melting clock guy.) Here is an umbrella with a print that looks like it has paint splattered on it. Oh look! It is being sold as a Pollock Parasol, how clever. Excuse me while I go vomit. 

  Everything has to be simplified and sold back to people as an easily understood package. How many people have posters of Marilyn Monroe that have never actually seen one of her films or T-shirts with Betty Boop that have never seen a Betty cartoon?

   Now this same thing is happening with art and artists too. It seems that museums, rather than educate people about art, revel in this one-dimensional dumbing down of artists, art  movements and art itself. It brings people to the gallery, they might argue. It makes them relate to the art. It gives people a familiar "jumping off"point, to learn about the art. Excuse me, while I swallow down this next mouthful of vomit.

For those of you that don't know, Vincent van Gogh committed suicide, shooting himself in the chest. According to his brother Theo, Vincent's last words were, "The sadness will last forever." Maybe he had a vision of "The Starry Night" on a $20 coffee mug.

For more info on the artist his website is http://diemutstrebe.altervista.org
and the galleries website is http://on1.zkm.de/zkm/stories/storyReader$8887

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes) Peeks Around The Corner Out Of Retirement!

WOW!

   Bill Watterson is back! For a few days anyway. Comics legend Bill Watterson, creator of "Calvin & Hobbes," guest drew some panels of "Pearls Before Swine" this last week. "Pearls" creator Stephan Pastis was asked by Watterson not to let anybody know that he was working on the strip until they finished running.
  Pastis writes on is blog…
"At every point in the process, I feared I would say something wrong. And that Bill would disappear back into the ether. And that the whole thing would seem like a wisp of my imagination."
   While it is not more Calvin and Hobbes as we all wish for, it is great seeing more art by this comics legend.

   To See Stephan Pastis' blog with more on how this came to be click here…
http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/

   To see the story with art by Watterson click here (the link takes you to be beginning of the story arc, Watterson's drawing begins on the 3rd day…
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2014/06/02#.U5NFYKXqLwK

   On a personal note, I once wrote to Mr. Watterson and he very kindly sent me a note back.


Friday, June 6, 2014

In Remembrance Of D-Day

Today is the 70th anniversary of D-Day. Photographer Chris Helgren found archive pictures of the beaches of Normandy during the invasion. He went back to those spots to photograph them now. The results are both joyous and sad.

Thank you to the soldiers of "The Greatest Generation" as well as all others who worked to make our world a safer place.